Have a Drunken Holiday Season, from le Wags! My, how the years fly by. Pascale (the helpful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cuddly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your alcoholic Aunt Gladys and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)