border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Festivus, from the Wagner brood! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the tall one) is almost four!

Pascale says: That's because your kids are active and playful, mama!

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Frantic First with your droogs and 27 cats!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)