border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Fabulous Holiday Season, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the kind one) is six and a half, and Frances (the snuggly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Bouldering. Best. Night. Ever.

Frances says: I am the mother of snakes!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and ratchet ho'!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)