border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances! My, how the world turns. Pascale (the strong one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cheerful one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your incontinent dog and underage girlfriend!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)