border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Prosperous Holiday Season, from Her Majesty's newest subjects! This year we observe a decade of Kwanzas together. My, how the spawnlings have grown strong! Pascale is five (and a half!) and Frances is nearly three! They are both tall and clever.

Pascale says: I named the tree this year!

Frances says: I'm Alice!

Have a Drunken New Year! May it be filled with junkie droogs!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances,
Auntie Morgan, and Prickletop (our tree)