border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Winter Solstice, from Her Majesty's newest subjects! This year we drink to forget 120 months of Winters together. My, how the spawnlings have lengthened! Pascale is five (and a half!) and Frances is nearly three! They are both kind and practical.

Pascale says: Daddy's the fixer and I'm the fixlet!

Frances says: Here come the ninjas!

Have a Rockin' Good Time! May it be filled with bad prostitutes!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances,
special guest Morgan, and Prickletop (our tree)