border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Drunken Winter Solstice, from Her Majesty's newest subjects! This year we announce ten years of Kwanzas together. My, how the spawn have grown! Pascale is five (and a half!) and Frances is nearly three! They are both strong and clever.

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

Have a Groovy Kwanza! May it be filled with drunken redneck cousins!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances,
Auntie Morgan, and Prickletop (our tree)