border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Festivus, from the Wilmore Family! This year we drink to nine years as a proximally-located group. Our unholy offspring Pascale and Frances say "Wheeeee!" May your incontinent Aunt Maude and drunk Uncle Carl bring you much happiness in the following orbital period!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)