Have a Special Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Hyphenated Family! This year we announce nine years as a household. Our spawnlings Pascale and Frances are Lego maniacs! May your drunk Uncle Carl and junkie cousin bring you much disposeable income in the coming 12.368 synodic lunar cycles!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)