border Jamie, Tyler, and Pascale next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Bitchin' Hannukah, from the Wagner-Wilmore Clan! This marks our seventh exhausting year together. Pascale eagerly anticipates the decanting of the newest member of our embiggening family. May your New Year be filled with inappropriate personal commentary and dirty limericks.


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Firtle Myrtle (our tree)