border Jamie, Tyler, and Pascale next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Christmas, from the Wagner Tribe! This marks our seventh exhausting year together. Pascale anxiously demands the extraction of the newest member of our wee family. May your New Year be filled with small dogs in heat and incontinents cats.

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Firtle Myrtle (our tree)