border Jamie, Tyler, and Pascale next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cromulent Christmas, from the Wagner Family! This marks our seventh frantic year together. Pascale impatiently awaits the arrival of the newest member of our wee family. May your New Year be filled with frothing loins and ribald poetry.

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Firtle Myrtle (our tree)