We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a demented mind! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family