We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your junkie cousin and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!