border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Merry Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your clingy cat and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!