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We wish you a Rockin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your taxidermied dog and drugs!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree