border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your junkie cousin and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree