We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Rockin' First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and emo sibling!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree