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We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your au pair/mistress and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree