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We wish you a Wicked Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and wet bandits!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree