We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and drugs!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree