We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree