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We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your pool boy and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree