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We wish you a Drunken Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your pets and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree