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We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree