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We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your taxidermied dog and drugs!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree