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We wish you a Cool Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and online "friends"!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree