We wish you a Rockin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your vaguely racist grandparents and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree