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We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and online "friends"!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree