We wish you a Happy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your taxidermied dog and mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree