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We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Jubilant First with your mask-nazi germophobes and illegal pet lemurs!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree