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We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your taxidermied dog and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree