We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your off-brand OxyContin and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree