We wish you a Fabulous Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your vaguely racist grandparents and pets!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree