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We wish you a Fabulous Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your mask-nazi germophobes and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree