We wish you a Wicked Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken First with your illegal pet lemurs and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree