We wish you a Special Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your worthless cryptocurrency and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree