We wish you a Wicked Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree