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We wish you a Special Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Happy Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree