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We wish you a Happy Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your friends and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree