We wish you a Drunken Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your dumpster fire life and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree