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We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Boozy Season with your friends and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree