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We wish you a Merry Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your mistress and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree