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We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your friends and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree