We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree