We wish you a Happy Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your worthless cryptocurrency and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree