We wish you a Special Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your vaguely racist grandparents and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree