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We wish you a Merry Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your mask-nazi germophobes and junkie cousin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree