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We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your drunk Uncle Carl and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree