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We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your mask-nazi germophobes and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree