We wish you a Merry Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Drunken Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree