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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your drunk Uncle Carl and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree