We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree