We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree