We wish you a Groovy Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree