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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and online friends!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree