We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree