We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree