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We wish you a Googley Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree