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We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your illegal pet chimp and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree