We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your mistress and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree