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We wish you a Fabulous Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your duck of judgement and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree