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We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree