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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
You might want some special glasses.

Have a Happy Festivus, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the kind one) is six and a half, and Frances (the practical one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I want to go to the Science Museum!

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Frantic First with your 27 cats and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)

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