Have a Cool Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner brood! My, how the entropy increases. Pascale (the tall one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your pool boy and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)