Have a Rockin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from le Wags! My, how the children have grown. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the clever one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your family and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)