Have a Fabulous Christmas, from le Wags! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Frantic First with your droogs and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)