Have a Bitchin' Festivus, from the Wagner brood! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the strong one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cheerful one) is almost four!

Pascale says: It looks like you can use one of these. [HUG]

Frances says: Please... may... have... some... cheerios!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)