Have a Fabulous Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the cuddly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your underage girlfriend and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)