border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Drunken Solstice, from le Wags! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cuddly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: That's because your kids are active and playful, mama!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your illegal pets and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)