border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Festivus, from the Wagner family! My, how the entropy increases. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your 27 cats and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)