border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Happy Christmas, from the Wagner brood! This year we drink to ten solar orbits of Kwanzas together. My, how the spawnlings have embiggened! Pascale is five (and a half!) and Frances is nearly three! They are both clever and smart.

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: Mrrrowrrr!

Have a Drunken New Year! May it be filled with drunken prostitutes!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances,
Auntie Morgan, and Prickletop (our tree)