Drunken Festivus, from the Wagner family! This year we drink to 148.43 synodic months of Gizmulps together. My, how the spawnlings have enlarged! Pascale is five (and a half!) and Frances is nearly three! They are both strong and kind.

Pascale says: Daddy's the fixer and I'm the fixlet!

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

Have a Jubilant Season! May it be filled with special prostitutes!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances,
Auntie Morgan, and Prickletop (our tree)