border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Winter Solstice, from the Hyphenated Dynasty! This year we observe nine years as a clan. Our spawn Pascale and Frances remain awesome. May your incontinent Aunt Maude and 18 cats bring you much joy in the coming 12.368 synodic lunar cycles!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)