border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Special Holiday Season, from the Wagner Brood! This year we drink to forget nine years as a family. Our larvae Pascale and Frances remain awesome. May your incontinent Aunt Maude and 18 cats bring you much righteous comeuppance in the coming 13.369 sidereal lunar cycles!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)