border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Drunken Festivus, from the Hyphenated Brood! This year we drink to forget nine years as a proximally-located group. Our broodlings Pascale and Frances yet survive. May your drug stash and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much joy in the Year of the Snake!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)