border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Bitchin' Holiday Season, from the Wilmore-Wagner Dynasty! This year we proclaim nine years as a household. Our spawn Pascale and Frances say "Wheeeee!" May your droogs and drunk Uncle Carl bring you much happiness in the coming 12.368 synodic lunar cycles!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)