border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Gizmulp, from the Wag-more Clan! This year we publicise nine years as a household. Our spawn Pascale and Frances yet survive. May your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much burning, painful itching in the New Year!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)