border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Hannukah, from the Hyphenated Clan! This year we announce nine years as a household. Our spawn Pascale and Frances blow kisses. May your illegal pet chimp and drunk Uncle Carl bring you much guilty pleasure in the next 365.25 revolutions of our planet!


Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)