border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Groovy Holiday Season, from the Wilmore-Wagner Family! This year we announce nine years as a household. Our larvae Pascale and Frances love to cuddle. May your incontinent Aunt Maude and online "friends" bring you much burning, painful itching in the coming 13.369 sidereal lunar cycles!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)