border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Hannukah, from the Wag-more Dynasty! This year we celebrate nine years as a family. Our unholy offspring Pascale and Frances learn and grow. May your drunk Uncle Carl and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much disposeable income in the following orbital period!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)