border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Gizmulp, from the Wagner House! This year we rejoice in nine years as a co-habitating unit. Our members Pascale and Frances love cake. May your illegal pet chimp and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much burning, painful itching in the coming 13.369 sidereal lunar cycles!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)