border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Drunken Gizmulp, from the Wagner Clan! This year we claim nine years as a clan. Our unholy offspring Pascale and Frances yet survive. May your incontinent Aunt Maude and drunk Uncle Carl bring you much love in the following orbital period!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)