border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Jubilant Winter Solstice, from the Wilmore-Wagner Dynasty! This year we claim nine years as a family. Our spawnlings Pascale and Frances love cake. May your family and illegal pet chimp bring you much pleasure in the Post-Mayan Calendar!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)