border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Winter Solstice, from the Hyphenated Dynasty! This year we honour nine years as a household. Our offspring Pascale and Frances are Lego maniacs! May your incontinent Aunt Maude and online "friends" bring you much burning, painful itching in the Post-Mayan Calendar!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)