Have a Merry Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Hyphenated Brood! This year we observe nine years as a proximally-located group. Our spawnlings Pascale and Frances blow kisses. May your drunk Uncle Carl and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much love in the next 365.25 revolutions of our planet!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)