border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Bitchin' Hannukah, from the Wagner Clan! This year we honour nine years as a family unit. Our spawn Pascale and Frances love cake. May your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus bring you much disposeable income in the following orbital period!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)