Have a Cromulent Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner-Wilmore Dynasty! This year we honour nine years as a household. Our daughters Pascale and Frances are Lego maniacs! May your incontinent Aunt Maude and tramp stamp bring you much guilty pleasure in the Post-Mayan Calendar!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)