border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Fabulous Festivus, from the Hyphenated Dynasty! This year we drink to nine years as a family. Our spawnlings Pascale and Frances learn and grow. May your droogs and tramp stamp bring you much amusement in the next 365.25 revolutions of our planet!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Chill Bill (our tree)