border Jamie, Tyler, and Pascale next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Drunken Holiday Season, from the Hyphenated Tribe! This marks our seventh joyous year together. Pascale eagerly dreams of the furious ejection of the newest member of our petite family. May your New Year be filled with inappropriate personal commentary and disposeable income.

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Firtle Myrtle (our tree)