border Jamie, Tyler, and Pascale next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Stupendous Festivus, from the Hyphenated Clan! This marks our seventh frantic year together. Pascale anxiously expects the extraction of the newest member of our growing family. May your New Year be filled with crack addicts and moderately-priced prostitutes.

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Firtle Myrtle (our tree)