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We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree