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We wish you a Groovy Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Season with your dumpster-fire love life and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood