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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie