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We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your D&D group/polycule and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie