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We wish you a Merry Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your clingy cat and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie