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We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your clingy cat and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie