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We wish you a Special Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your friends and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie