We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are filling potholes and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your dramatic outbursts and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood