We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!
This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:
Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!
Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!
We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and worthless cryptocurrency!
Love,
Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances
and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree
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