We wish you a Commercially-Successful Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your casually racist family and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood