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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your family and dumpster-fire love life!

Love,

The Wagner brood