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We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken First with your briefcase full of drugs and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family