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We wish you a Rockin' Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your briefcase full of drugs and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!