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We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are filling potholes and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family