We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family