We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your briefcase full of drugs and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood