We wish you a Jubilant Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your creepy Uncle Frank and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood