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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your friends and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family