We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by super nerds! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken First with your reptile menagerie and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood