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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your live-in leather gimp and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wee Byre