border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!