We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your reptile menagerie and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family