We wish you a Cool Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your briefcase full of drugs and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood