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We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster-fire love life and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood