We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your reptile menagerie and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!