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We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by gnomes! This year, we are watching really bad movies and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie