We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent First with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wee Byre