We wish you a Happy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your family and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family