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We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by gnomes! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Horrible Hangover with your questionable herbal supplements and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie