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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by gnomes! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your casually racist family and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family