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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree