border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your dumpster-fire love life and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!