We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your questionable herbal supplements and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!