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We wish you a Rockin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by gnomes! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your questionable herbal supplements and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!