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We wish you a Happy Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and casually racist family!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie