We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a demented mind! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your dumpster-fire love life and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner brood