We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wee Byre