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We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by gnomes! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie