We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Horrible First with your gamer guild and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family