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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Frantic Night with your dramatic outbursts and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood