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We wish you a Cool Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Boozy Hogmanay with your casually racist family and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie