We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie