We wish you a Happy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your crypto-bros and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre