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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are busy gardening and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Boozy First with your casually racist family and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family