We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' First with your casually racist family and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!