We wish you a Fabulous Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and constantly cleaning muck out of the dog!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family