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We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy Night with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie