We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family