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We wish you a Special Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing video games and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your crypto-bros and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood