We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are filling potholes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your D&D group/polycule and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!