We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are mixing cocktails and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your family and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family