We wish you a Special Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Night with your casually racist family and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wee Byre