We wish you a Commercially-Successful Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your junkie cousin and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family