We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Hangover with your crypto-bros and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!