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We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!
Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and drinking hot cocoa!
Here are some thoughts from the kids:
Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!
Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.
We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!
Love,
Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet and introducing Tilly the cat!
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