We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your clingy cat and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wee Byre