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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your friends and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!