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We wish you a Merry Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie