We wish you a Cool Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Horrible Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family