We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mixing cocktails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Horrible Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood