We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent New Year with your family and cheap booze!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family