We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your crypto-bros and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner brood