We wish you a Cool Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your casually racist family and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood