border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Night with your family and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie