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We wish you a Fabulous Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family