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We wish you a Special Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your casually racist family and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family