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We wish you a Happy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible Good Time with your mutant psychos and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie