We wish you a Special Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your casually racist family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre