We wish you a Groovy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Drunken Season with your briefcase full of drugs and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood