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We wish you a Jubilant Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your D&D group/polycule and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family