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We wish you a Groovy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are busy gardening and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Night with your family and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!