We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!