We wish you a Merry Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!