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We wish you a Happy Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your gamer guild and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood