We wish you a Special Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are filling potholes and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Night with your crypto-bros and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family