We wish you a Rockin' Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your dumpster-fire love life and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wee Byre