We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your briefcase full of drugs and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner brood