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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by super nerds! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Season with your questionable herbal supplements and crypto-bros!

Love,

The Wee Byre