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We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your briefcase full of drugs and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood