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We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by super nerds! This year, we are filling potholes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your creepy Uncle Frank and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie