border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Fabulous Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Rockin' Night with your gamer guild and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood