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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by super nerds! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your crypto-bros and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family