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We wish you a Groovy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your D&D group/polycule and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood