We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie