We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your dramatic outbursts and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie