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We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a demented mind! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your questionable herbal supplements and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood