We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by gnomes! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent First with your creepy Uncle Frank and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family