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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by Tyler! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your casually racist family and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family