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We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your friends and cheap booze!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie