We wish you a Happy Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood