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We wish you a Fabulous Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent New Year with your dramatic outbursts and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wee Byre