We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Night with your live-in leather gimp and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie