We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy Season with your questionable herbal supplements and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family