We wish you a Drunken Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dramatic outbursts and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family