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We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are watching really bad movies and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your clingy cat and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie