We wish you a Jubilant Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by gnomes! This year, we are busy gardening and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy First with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gamer guild!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!