We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your live-in leather gimp and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood