We wish you a Commercially-Successful Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood