We wish you a Commercially-Successful Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your creepy Uncle Frank and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family