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We wish you a Happy Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are filling potholes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your friends and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood