We wish you a Fabulous Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your evil coven and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family