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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Groovy Night with your creepy Uncle Frank and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood