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We wish you a Cool Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are busy gardening and mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your family and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre