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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood