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We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your crypto-bros and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wee Byre