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We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by hackers! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your casually racist family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family