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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your cheap booze and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood