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We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are filling potholes and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Season with your friends and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family