We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!