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We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your family and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood