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We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by hackers! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner brood