border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Happy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Violent Season with your dumpster-fire love life and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!