We wish you a Fabulous Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Night with your crypto-bros and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!