We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your casually racist family and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!