We wish you a Merry Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a mad scientist! This year, we are busy gardening and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Horrible Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood