We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood