We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by super nerds! This year, we are driving the tractor and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken First with your dumpster-fire love life and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family