We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by gnomes! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible Season with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood