We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Season with your cheap booze and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wee Byre