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We wish you a Merry Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are mixing cocktails and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your junkie cousin and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family