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We wish you a Happy Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and clingy cat!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie