We wish you a Drunken Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Season with your live-in leather gimp and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family