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We wish you a Rockin' Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are driving the tractor and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your junkie cousin and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood