We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are busy gardening and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Frantic Night with your dumpster-fire love life and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood