We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant Night with your dramatic outbursts and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family