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We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by gnomes! This year, we are driving the tractor and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' First with your reptile menagerie and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!