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We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible New Year with your gothic friend 'Raven' and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre