We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy First with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie