We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!