We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Night with your cheap booze and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!