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We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your junkie cousin and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wee Byre