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We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken First with your cheap booze and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wee Byre