We wish you a Cool Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your crypto-bros and cheap booze!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie