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We wish you a Fabulous Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your crypto-bros and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!