We wish you a Cool Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your D&D group/polycule and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!