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We wish you a Merry Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family