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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by Tyler! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your clingy cat and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family