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We wish you a Fabulous Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family