We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your briefcase full of drugs and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood