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We wish you a Special Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your creepy Uncle Frank and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family