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We wish you a Drunken Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre