We wish you a Merry Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by super nerds! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your junkie cousin and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood