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We wish you a Cool Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy New Year with your casually racist family and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!