We wish you a Commercially-Successful Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your dramatic outbursts and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family