We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie