We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your friends and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!