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We wish you a Special Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are filling potholes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your dramatic outbursts and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie