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We wish you a Merry Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible First with your dumpster-fire love life and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!