We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your reptile menagerie and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family